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The gnome man

Ron broomfield

Magical creatures who have long been trapped in another dimension due to the lack of belief on Earth start escaping through a rip in space and time, ending up in Brooklyn. Teenager Tim Desmond finds a banshee interrupting his babysitting job, which is rapidly followed by countless creatures who struggle to adapt to the twentieth-century while attaching themselves to any one of their mythology's nationality they can find in Tim's neighborhood, while Tim struggles to stop and make peace with an Elven Benevolent Conspiracy Changeling Tale.

Hilarity Ensues. Two sequels followed, Harpy High and Unicorn U , which feature higher stakes as more dangerous forces begin to escape into the real world, and more of Tim's friends and family begin to get more directly involved in these adventures. Attention Deficit Ooh, Shiny! He also has the awesome magical power needed to make those whims real and enforce them on his direct realm whether it's tacky-and-tasteless or a more restrained Tolkien theme.

Ron the gnome

Bat Signal : In Unicorn U. Feidelstein send a Horus-signal into the sky of the Egyptian underworld to summon help against Set. It turns out to be unnecessary, since by the time Horus arrives, the heroes have defeated Set and dumped his body into the river. After she turns him back, he discovers to his discomfort that Shapeshifting Excludes Clothing.

Chekhov M. It was later revealed that he'd spent the six years he'd been gone as the Champion of the Fey. Cool and Unusual Punishment : When Neil Fitzsimmons sasses off to Teleri in Gnome Man's Land , she makes him literally able to "watch his ass" - by magically rotating his head degrees. Death by Materialism : In Harpy High , the fleeing Big Bad would have avoided being struck dead with an arrow by the arriving elf king if she hadn't stopped fleeing to pick up the Prom Queen crown that she spitefully snatched away from the actual winner.

Entendre Failure : While posing as Tim, Dirty Old Man Yang pisses off the cheerleading squad with some lewd come-ons, save one girl who doesn't realize that his offer to warm up her yurt was referring to a Mongolian term for a portable tent rather than her low-fat yogurt.